Category: Weddings

I’ve spent eighteen years watching people try to solve family tension with expensive floral arrangements and “sentimental” seating charts, as ...

I once watched a bride spend three hours agonising over the calligraphy on her place cards, only to have the ...

I’ve spent the better part of two decades watching people obsess over whether the fondant should be matte or pearlescent, ...

I once watched a couple spend six months obsessing over the exact shade of sage for their napkins, only to ...

I watched a couple last Saturday spend three grand on a bespoke botanical gin station, complete with dried hibiscus and ...

I once watched a wedding breakfast descend into absolute chaos because the couple thought “handling allergies” just meant telling the ...

I was standing in the wings of a wedding reception last June, watching a bride’s face go from pure joy ...

I spent last Saturday watching a bride weep because her sea bass was lukewarm, while her guests were still stuck ...

I was standing by the service entrance last Saturday, checking the clock against our 12:00 AM licence end, when I ...

I spent three hours last Saturday watching a photographer try to stage a “candid” sunset shot while the catering team ...