Category: Weddings

I once watched a bride in a five-thousand-pound silk gown stand on a gravel driveway in the pouring rain, staring ...

I spent three hours last Saturday watching a bride weep quietly in the corridor because her Great Aunt Martha had ...

I’ve spent eighteen years watching people pour thousands of pounds into artisanal, gold-leafed sponges that look spectacular in a staged ...

I’ve spent two decades watching people spend thousands on “eco-friendly” wedding packages that are, quite frankly, a logistical nightmare wrapped ...

I’ve stood at the back of enough reception rooms to know that a wedding looks beautiful in a still photograph, ...

I spent twenty minutes last Saturday watching a bride’s mother try to explain to a confused Great Aunt why she ...

I’ve spent eighteen years watching couples pour thousands of pounds into heavy cardstock and gold foil, only to realize too ...

I’ve spent two decades watching people spend thousands of pounds on silk peonies and hand-dipped taper candles, only to realize ...

I remember a wedding back in mid-August where the bride was adamant about a specific, lush variety of ranunculus that ...

I was standing by the service entrance last Saturday, checking my watch—fourteen minutes until the first course is due and ...