Category: Weddings

I once watched a wedding dissolve into a slow-motion train wreck because the couple spent forty minutes trying to choreograph ...

I’ve sat in the back of a hundred reception halls, nursing a lukewarm coffee while watching a “bespoke” wedding playlist ...

I’ve sat through enough weddings to know that when a Best Man stands up and says he’s “just going to ...

I’ve stood at the back of a room for eighteen years, watching the exact moment a wedding shifts from a ...

I’ve spent eighteen years watching people try to solve family tension with expensive floral arrangements and “sentimental” seating charts, as ...

I once watched a bride spend three hours agonising over the calligraphy on her place cards, only to have the ...

I’ve spent the better part of two decades watching people obsess over whether the fondant should be matte or pearlescent, ...

I once watched a couple spend six months obsessing over the exact shade of sage for their napkins, only to ...

I watched a couple last Saturday spend three grand on a bespoke botanical gin station, complete with dried hibiscus and ...

I once watched a wedding breakfast descend into absolute chaos because the couple thought “handling allergies” just meant telling the ...