Category: Weddings

I’ve spent two decades watching people spend thousands on “eco-friendly” wedding packages that are, quite frankly, a logistical nightmare wrapped ...

I’ve stood at the back of enough reception rooms to know that a wedding looks beautiful in a still photograph, ...

I spent twenty minutes last Saturday watching a bride’s mother try to explain to a confused Great Aunt why she ...

I’ve spent eighteen years watching couples pour thousands of pounds into heavy cardstock and gold foil, only to realize too ...

I’ve spent two decades watching people spend thousands of pounds on silk peonies and hand-dipped taper candles, only to realize ...

I remember a wedding back in mid-August where the bride was adamant about a specific, lush variety of ranunculus that ...

I was standing by the service entrance last Saturday, checking my watch—fourteen minutes until the first course is due and ...

I once watched a wedding dissolve into a slow-motion train wreck because the couple spent forty minutes trying to choreograph ...

I’ve sat in the back of a hundred reception halls, nursing a lukewarm coffee while watching a “bespoke” wedding playlist ...

I’ve sat through enough weddings to know that when a Best Man stands up and says he’s “just going to ...