Category: Weddings

I spent three hours last Saturday watching a photographer try to stage a “candid” sunset shot while the catering team ...

I’ve sat in the back of enough wedding breakfasts to see exactly where the cracks appear, and they almost always ...

I’ve stood in the wings of enough wedding breakfasts to know that the receiving line is where the schedule goes ...

I’ve sat in the back of a hundred ceremonies, watching well-meaning couples follow a Pinterest-perfect script only to realize they’ve ...

I once watched a bride spend four months debating the exact shade of sage for her bridesmaids’ dresses, only to ...

I was standing in the wings of a marquee last July, watching a bride’s father try to explain to a ...

I’ve sat through enough “dream weddings” to know that the Pinterest-perfect schedules you see online are a lie. They show ...

I spent three hours last Tuesday watching a bride’s father try to explain to a confused delivery driver that “dry ...

I’ve sat through enough wedding breakfasts to know that when a salesperson starts talking about “seamlessly curated experiences,” they’re usually ...

I’ve spent eighteen years watching people fall in love with a room because the lighting looked “dreamy” in a brochure, ...